Best Man Speech: Tried-and-tested Best Man Jokes That Will Win Over Any Wedding Crowd



You're going to want to share this with all the groomsmen!


Best Man Speech Jokes


Taking on the role of best man is a great honour, but it comes with lots of responsibilities, too, from taking care of the rings, to getting the groom to the ceremony on time, to – of course – producing a winning speech!

Love them or loathe them, a few jokes sprinkled into your toast to the bride and groom is sure to keep your audience captivated throughout. So, if you’re in need of a little inspiration, these chucklesome tried-and-tested quips should get you started…


Best man jokes to add to your wedding speech...


“IF YOU CAN’T HEAR ME AT THE BACK, THE SILENCE AT THE FRONT SHOULD ASSURE YOU THAT YOU’RE NOT MISSING OUT ON ANYTHING.”


“IF THERE’S ANYONE HERE THIS AFTERNOON WHO’S FEELING NERVOUS, APPREHENSIVE AND QUEASY AT THE THOUGHT OF WHAT LIES AHEAD, IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU’VE JUST MARRIED [GROOM’S NAME].”